iamfitzwilliamdarcy HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!! the Amis tried to plan a party……”tried” being the key word

"The house does not rest upon the ground; but upon a woman."

— Mexican Proverb (via servantofthemostforgiving)

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fuckyeahhistorycrushes:

Arthur Rimbaud, holy shit.

fuckyeahhistorycrushes:

Arthur Rimbaud, holy shit.

I’ve come to the realization that I suck at hiatuses

I should be studying, not tumblring. If y’all see me post something that’s not queued pls yell at me like, “BAD MARTHA YOU NEED TO MAKE AT LEAST A THIRTY ON YOUR ACT TO AVOID LOTS OF NASTY DEBT AND STILL GET AN EDUCATION, DO YOU WANT TO LIVE THE REST OF YOUR LIFE AS A HOBO BUMMING OUTSIDE THE DONUT PLACE FOR SCRAPS AND SLEEPING UNDER PICNIC TABLES FOR SHELTER?!?!!!??!??!!?!!?!??!??” Cause that’s gonna happen to me guys, I saw it in a dream. I’m gonna be all alone with my cat. And eventually she’ll leave me because she’ll realize I don’t have the power to magically put food in her bowl anymore.

I swear I’m not gonna be back until the 25th of October. I refuse to spend the future as a hobo.

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marcoruinmylifeio:

yair-can-i-give-u-a-lapid-dance:

heckyeahbucksexton:

marcoruinmylifeio:

yair-can-i-give-u-a-lapid-dance:

Who’s gonna buy me this 100 pack of Bibi magnets
It’s only $200

Izzy we need these for our Bibi University. We can pass them out at orientation.

Geeze how much is tuition going to be for this university so you can afford such commodities?????

We’ve not decided on the cost yet. But whatever the cost, it will be worth it.

Bibi Magnets: $200Learning at the feet of Bibi: Priceless 

Bibi university sounds amazing.

marcoruinmylifeio:

yair-can-i-give-u-a-lapid-dance:

heckyeahbucksexton:

marcoruinmylifeio:

yair-can-i-give-u-a-lapid-dance:

Who’s gonna buy me this 100 pack of Bibi magnets

It’s only $200

Izzy we need these for our Bibi University. We can pass them out at orientation.

Geeze how much is tuition going to be for this university so you can afford such commodities?????

We’ve not decided on the cost yet. But whatever the cost, it will be worth it.

Bibi Magnets: $200

Learning at the feet of Bibi: Priceless 

Bibi university sounds amazing.

marcoruinmylifeio:

yair-can-i-give-u-a-lapid-dance:

marcoruinmylifeio:

yair-can-i-give-u-a-lapid-dance:

I will never get over this picture of Rafi it is incredible
Ew to the bluffpost logo

Can we make RAFI 2016 shirts with this pic?

Of course we can who’s gonna stop us

We can make a bunch and I’ll bring em over to his office. I’m sure this will not be perceived as creepy. At all. 

marcoruinmylifeio:

yair-can-i-give-u-a-lapid-dance:

marcoruinmylifeio:

yair-can-i-give-u-a-lapid-dance:

I will never get over this picture of Rafi it is incredible

Ew to the bluffpost logo

Can we make RAFI 2016 shirts with this pic?

Of course we can who’s gonna stop us

We can make a bunch and I’ll bring em over to his office. I’m sure this will not be perceived as creepy. At all. 

fyeahredeye:

iheartredeye:

Much seductive
Wow

such sweater
many soulful

fyeahredeye:

iheartredeye:

Much seductive

Wow

such sweater

many soulful

(via femalecomedyfan)

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deathbeforediet:

camwhoreconfessional:

lifehackable:

This is potentially life saving information everyone should know.

Wow, that’s awesome!

!

deathbeforediet:

camwhoreconfessional:

lifehackable:

This is potentially life saving information everyone should know.

Wow, that’s awesome!

!

(via femalecomedyfan)

All y’all need to tell me y’all’s birthdays so I can make y’all stuff