"A friend of Thomas Jefferson’s, who owned a fine, strong horse, challenged him to a race. Jefferson owned a fat old mare but, surprisingly, accepted the bet. The two agreed on a date for the match. Race day had almost arrived when someone finally noticed that Jefferson had set the date of the race for February 30."
Saint anthony didnt find us a future.
Saint Anne says you’re not my man.
St. Jude gave up on this relationship.
Saint Augustine says we’ve cracked.
Why is everyone named Jack in nursery rhymes?
Why, yes indeed tumblr user.
Fox news is very much ignorant.
And totally racist.
Never entertaining the liberal/democrat views.
Definitely always comprised of white men.
Who are Christian.
And are all most definitely republican.
Not to mention they’re very sexist.
Because you never see a woman who ISN’T blonde with blue eyes.
Yes, dear tumblr user.
You are so right about everything.