And now the great question: can I morph my cats with Rand Paul’s face?
UPDATE: PROBABLY NOT IF THEY WONT COOPERATE I JUST WANT A PICTURE OF YOUR FACE SIT STILL
NOW I UNDERSTAND, THEY WERE ONLY TRYING TO PROTECT ME FROM ABUSING MY POWER, WHAT HAVE I DONE
WHY WOULD YOU WANT THIS
I WAS YOUNG AND FOOLISH AND I MADE A MISTAKE
You made an aBOMBINATION
WE CANT ALL BE PERFECT
Yo, do you think if I wrote Chris McDaniel a letter he’d send me some more campaign stickers?
YOU CANT SING “YOUR SONG” WITHOUT SMILING AND FEELING LIKE A TOTAL GOOF BALL YOU JUST CANT
Anonymous said: You do realise he's 40 and you're 14 right?
*Grabs microphone* Ahem, would everyone on tumblr who’s ‘celebrity crush’ is at least 20 years older than them please like/reblog this post? Thank you *drops microphone and walks off stage*